Time for some humour in bad taste

Hey, wanna come for a little swim with me? No cossie? No worries. I hate clothing anyway. Tastes terrible!

My dentist says these sparklers are a credit to me. You wouldn't how hard it is to get good floss these day.

Now you see me. Soon you won't. But, don't worry, I shan't be too far away. You never know, something tasty might come along.

Mungalla Station creek banks getting toothier these mornings as temps drop and resident salties warm to mostly cloudless days.