Grand Unifying Theory: a birdbrain proposal

We've talked till blue in the face.

Looked at the biggest questions from orthodox ...

... and extraordinary positions.

Time someone took flight at the biggie: the Grand Unifying Theory. Here's a modest thesis: Scientists can't find God. And scientists can't find dark matter or dark energy, which together make up about 96% of the universe.

The answer's black and white: God must be both. So. Sorted! Consider it my little contribution to world peace and Xmas cheer.

More startling revelations to come ...